‘I’m fed up with Ange Postecoglou – the Tottenham boss is a moany, moody git’
I praised him last week, but I am fed up with Ange Postecoglou today.
A sequence of five losses in six games has decisively driven Tottenham’s Australian autocrat to the dark side – and not a minute too soon, given Jurgen Klopp’s impending departure as the Premier League’s demonic scowling ruler in a few days.
Showing indications of early Mourinhofication, he’s gone from charismatic to grumpy, from amusing to just plain lairy, and has even begun throwing his players under the bus to preserve his own thick, crocodile skin.
Sod off, Gunner’s powder plotters.
Fans who put off fireworks near team hotels are garbage. They are the lowest of the low, similar to Sheffield United’s goal difference or Kyle Walker’s morality.
Nothing screams I’m an insufferable sleazebag with more ASBOs than brain cells like sprinkling £500 up the wall with fireworks and Catherine wheels in the aim of costing total strangers three or four minutes of sleep.
Arsenal supporters were the latest to indulge in similar anti-social behaviour outside Manchester City’s hotel on Monday night. The only problem was that City didn’t go to London until Tuesday, which is as ridiculous as paying Kai Havertz to play centre midfield.
Those numpties would have been better served investing that money towards Ben White’s next teeth-polishing session, or a little plastic hat for Mikel Arteta and his Lego head.
Badge-avoiders make us cringe.
I can’t hate the current trend of players refusing to tread on other teams’ badges [air quotes] out of respect. Regular Brent A Gob readers will be aware that swipes at Rio Ferdinand and Jude Bellingham occur as regularly as Micah Richards prolapses from laughing. They’re both annoying posers to me, so it’s no surprise that they’ve both worn the badge.
‘Ferdy’, as he insists on identifying himself on social media despite being a man in his mid-40s, went to the effort of giving someone his phone to capture the ‘candid’ moment he almost stomped on a massive Real Madrid emblem at the Bernabeu.
Bellingham, meantime, avoided a Man City badge when he saw the camera ogling him up at the Etihad, despite the fact that it filled 95% of the doorway he was passing through.
This clearly has nothing to do with respect and everything to do with being an attention-seeking jerk. Why do we have to treat fragments of carpet with respect? This is not Aladdin.
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